In the first experiment the data reveal that the
Naruto running style was faster for only one of the three runners.
group that examined runners of all types
also found Naruto was
better in some than in others. They claim that for inexperienced sprinters
that Naruto tended to be better. Although Scientific AmeriKen can
find this explanation plausible, these data do not bode well for the
hordes about to descend upon Area 51. Scientific AmeriKen has also
found that the Naruto run did not provide any protection against getting
soaked by a water gun. A
third group that compared the two runnings styles
made a keen
observation that in their experiment none of the
participants were experienced ninja warriors, and that this may be why the Naruto was slow. This
suggests that of the 3.6 million potential area 51 swarmers that a
few may actually be trained ninjas and be faster than bullets. However, as most are not trained in the arts of ninjitsu, it is the expert opinion
of Scientific AmeriKen that the use of Naruto to see them aliens will likely not end well.
Special thanks to Brandon (SciKid) and Guiseppe (Kid #2) for their participation.